Wherein my computer wildly overheats, so I create ventilation with four of the six decks of cards I inexplicably own (here: pink Bicycle, Screen Legends, Pekkle, and Women Writers. Still in the drawer: two decks of Care Bears), but that setup hurts my wrists while transcribing interview tapes, which hurts a little anyway, so I have a makeshift something out of A.J. Jacobs’s new book, which is so totally phoned in it’s probably worth more as a makeshift something than as a hardcover purchase.